How normal people prepare for exams: Get every freaking paper, pen, pencil & textbook in front of them & study the hell up.
How I prepare for exams: Set every fucking post on my dashboard on queue cause mothafuckers gon unfollow my ass.
- me: Oh what the fuck
- friend: what happened?
- me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related